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Did you know the cheating Major on 'Who wants to be a Millionaire' has died? 

The programmes directors have offered to pay for the funeral, but NOT the coughin'!!!

(from Louise Wincup)

Q. Why did the fly fly?

A. Because the spider spied'er!

(from Elizabeth Hollis )

Q. What are a frogs favourite type of shoe?

A. Open toad!

Q. Where does a frog keep its money?

A. In a river bank!

(from Joan Melvin, New Hampshire, USA)

Q. What do you do when your frog breaks down?

A. Get it toad away!

Q. What do you call a cow in space?

A. The Milky Way

Q. What do beavers say to each other when they say goodbye?

A. Nice knawing you!!

Q. What do sheep say to each other when they say goodbye?

A. Nice knowing ewe!!

Q. What do kangaroos say to each other on January 1st?

A. Hoppy New Year!!

Q. How do ghosts go on holiday?

A. British Scareways!!

Q. Why did the donkey go early to school?

A. Because he didn't want to miss ASSembly!!

 

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