Matt's Allsorts

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Specialists in

range of models, accessories
and other makes of plastic kits.
Also Grand Champions horses!

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Here are some of my jokes!!!!!

Q.	Why do Elephants have Big Ears?
A.	Because Noddy wouldn't pay the ransom!

Q.	How do toads travel?
A .	By hoppercraft.

Q.	What happened when the cannibal crossed the Atlantic on the QE2?
A.	He told the waiter to take the menu away and bring the passenger list.

	There are 2 birds in a bird cage and one says to the other: "It smells of fish in here!" So the other replied "It must be that perch you're standing on!" Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens weren't invented!! Q. What do you do when you see a space man? A. Park in it, man!